With so many retailers offering so many items on Valentine's Day, here is some free advice:
If you are strapped for cash after the holidays you can always wrap a ribbon and bow around the mid-section and tell her, "it's the gift that keeps giving".
Good luck.
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
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2 comments:
"it's the gift that keeps giving"
You're gonna give her herpes? That's not very romantic. Or maybe you meant a child? (Honestly, is there that much difference between the two?)
Mr. J. you are a sick man, funny also.
The giving gift I was referring to was not an STD or a child as I'm sure you could have guessed.
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